Model 001

Model 001

$65.00
$65.00
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Short-Sleeve Workout Shirt

Model 001

Model 001

$65.00
$65.00
Sale Sold Out

Short-Sleeve Workout Shirt

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Designed to fit your body shape. Available in three core shapes, find yours at the link below.

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DETAILS

Built to look good, feel good and workout hard. This shirt was painstakingly designed to fit real men’s body types, so those love handles, dad bods and moobs are less visible. End the human sausage.

FIT

We are all about fit. That’s why we don’t offer traditional M-3XL. Instead, we’ve built fits around body types, coupled with a fabric built to flatter. There are three core fits, each with a tall version:

Oval
The oval cut fits men who tend to carry their weight around the midsection.Think classic dad-bod.
TRIANGLE
The triangle cut fits men who tend to carry their weight a bit lower. It’s that spare-tired situation.
TRAPEZOID
The trapezoid cut fits men who have some sneaky upper - body weight - often creating discomfort under the arms. Moobs, for the brevity inclined. 

FABRIC & CARE

  • Unique ‘interlock’ weave reduces cling
  • Fabric contains Polyester & Spandex
  • Machine wash, hang dry recommended (but do what you gotta do, because who has time to hang dry??)
  • Do not bleach, iron or use fabric softener

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Non-Adherent

Non-Adherent

Super-Wicking

Super-Wicking

Anti-Odor

Anti-Odor

Wrinkle Resistant

Wrinkle Resistant

This shirt was designed from the ground up to really fit real people. Unlike the industry, which tends to ‘grade’ up and down - we created unique fits for the most common body types and sourced a fabric that looks good on ‘em. Adonis need not apply.

Screw moobs

This Sh t Fits

We’re built different

This shirt was designed from the ground up to really fit real people. Unlike the industry, which tends to ‘grade’ up and down - we created unique fits for the most common body types and sourced a fabric that looks good on ‘em. Adonis need not apply.

Screw moobs This Sh t Fits

Customer Reviews

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Patrick
Best shirt ever.

If you are not working out or hanging out in a Crazy Hippo shirt then you are underperforming at the gym and in life. The fit and material are perfect. So do yourself a favor and toss out all those poser shirts and Hippo up.

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Manny Porto
Upscale tee shirt

What you can’t appreciate on line is the smooth silky fabric of this tee. While the fit with the the on line tool for different hody types worked perfectly, the fit snd fsbric is so good that these shirtd can ve worn not only fir a great workout or hike but under a sport jacket for a sophisticated casual look for a night in the town. In a word EXCELLENT!

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Brian E.
Moving my Under Armour to the back of the closet

Great fit, well made and really great high quality material. So nice to hit the gym in a top that actually fits properly. Don't need to feel self-conscious and can just focus on getting my workout in. Love it.

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Erich Stauffer
Fits great, looks awesome

The first time I wore my shirt in public I felt more confident and I could tell people were checking out the muscles in my arms more than usual. The shirt fits great and it looks awesome.

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John M
Strong to quite strong

A great shirt for those of us that aren’t built like ancient Olympians. It’s light, breathable, and loose enough in all the right places.

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