Finally, an athletic shirt built to fit actual body shapes.

This Sh t Fits

Finally, an athletic shirt built to fit actual body shapes.

"Great to have a shirt designed for the 'dad bod' that doesn’t pull in the wrong places."

Olly R.

Looks great. Fits great. CrazyHippo is my new go-to.

Mike B.

"CrazyHippo makes a great shirt for those of us that aren’t built like ancient Olympians."

John D.

1 Shirt
3 Fits

Carefully modeled to fit actual body shapes.

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The Oval
The Triangle
The Trapezoid

KASARI WEAVE Fabric

Breathable, Lightweight material that moves with you.

Non-Adherent
Super-Wicking
Anti-Odor
Wrinkle Resistant

KASARI WEAVE Fabric

Breathable, Lightweight material that moves with you.
Non-Adherent
Super-Wicking
Anti-Odor
Wrinkle Resistant
Manage Moobs * Defy the Donut * Spare the Sausage * Love the Handles
Manage Moobs * Defy the Donut * Spare the Sausage * Love the Handles